Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Mocks Ted Cruz For Allowing Trump Neuter Him

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocked Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas for allowing President Donald Trump to “neuter” him.

“The Late Show” host Stephen Colbert sent Triumph, played by Robert Smigel, to talk to Cruz during a rally in Texas:

Ted, is it true that you’d defend the Constitution at all costs, except for when Donald Trump calls it ugly on Twitter?

A security guard tried to keep distance between Cruz and the puppet dog, who fired off another zinger:

Let’s be civil here, OK, because this man — nobody should be yelling at this man in a public place. I mean, doesn’t this man have the right to sit down in a restaurant and enjoy a meal that five waiters have spit in?

Cruz joked about Democrats taking Triumph to a vet to be fixed, but Triumph took him down:

I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you!

(Source: CBS)

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